Flannel Fling Hosted by Johnny O

It's autumn, so we know you went to Windy Hill to pick seven apples (all by your little gay self!) just so you could post it to Instagram. We know you ordered approximately 800 PSLs and pumpkin cream cold brews because you told us about every single one. And, girl, we know you drove all the way out to Carl's Christmas Tree Farm near Rutherdfordton just so you could trespass and take the cutest Christmas card photo ever.

And you did it all in flannel because you're a basic little .

You're already wearing it, so don't take it off just yet. (OK, maybe take off a little bit. We're gay, after all.)

Your neighborhood watering hole, Chasers Charlotte NODA , is throwing a Flannel Fling to celebrate all things basic. Mostly, that means you. Whether you come in your tired old flannel and jeans or whether you really commit and wear jeans so short your dick flops out and a flannel crop top cropped so high it barely covers your shoulders, we know we'll see you walking down 36th Street in cowboy boots and a cigarette at 8 the next morning after you hooked up with a guy whose name you can't even remember. You're basic, and we love you for it.

Chasers has lassoed in the most basic of us all, Johnny O, to host the evening, so expect music to twerk to from our pop and rap queens. Make sure you can squat in those stirrups, cowgirls.

Hope you aren't hog-tied (until later) and we'll see you for a sip!"

Johnny O